Jokes

I was sent this joke a few weeks back from a certain someone (who cannont be named). Grin

There is this Osteopath's going to a night club. He sees this nice woman at
the other side of the bar. They exchange some eye contacts, get closer.
After a few drinks they start dancing together. The woman tells him :
-"it's getting late, I am going home would you like to join me for a last drink.

-Of course with pleasure !" replies the Osteopath.

Here they are spending the rest of the night together, and what is supposed to
happen happens.

The next morning she wakes up and asks him :

-"Can I ask you something about your job ?"
-"Please do."

-"Stop me if I am wrong but, you have a manual job, haven't you ?"
-"Yes !" replied the surprised Osteopath

-"You wouldn't be an Osteopath, would you ?"
-The Osteopath is very impressed and again says: " yes you are right".

-"Are you a Cranial Osteopath ?" she finally asks.
-The Osteopath is stunned and replies : "How did you know that ?"

-"Because last night, I felt nothing ..."